Are you feeling a need to express yourself outside the bounds of the cyber-classroom? Perhaps you just need a new T-shirt or hat. Be the first on your block to confuse your neighbors. Spread the word about this Secret School. Confess to something. Tell all.

These shirts and their secrets are guaranteed to come clean after every wash. Add to laundry everywhere. Refuse to go naked.

Improve your writing with this indispensable paraphernalia.

Here's what they are saying: 

Now I know the true meaning of exposition.
                                                     --- Bob W.

This T-shirt has helped me realize the importance of
first-person singular.
                                                        --- a previously insecure writer

That bumper sticker about says it all.
                                                                           --- Hemingway wannabe

Remember, 90% of our thoughts escape through the top of our heads. Don't risk it. Wear a Secret School hat.

Photos of all this stuff will be posted soon!  (But you don't need to wait)

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